Ah, Technology

     I received a text today about a job I had applied for online. Yes, a text. Not a call or even an email back, but a text. The kind you get from a club telling you about the nights entertainment line up... Shall I tweet you my resume? Perhaps you would like to meet at a hookah bar for the interview. Maybe after we could go get some whip-its and chill out playing Xbox, Bro. Naturally, I text them back. We're meeting to play beer pong later tonight. Good times.