When going to talk to the financial aid office at school, always to make sure to mention your Cup-O-Noodle lunch you’re about to enjoy.
Me: Oh hello, I just had a financial aid question before I go to eat my Cup-O-Noodle lunch.
Financial Aid Lady: Okay... how can I help you?
Me: Well, I will make it quick because I don't want my generic chicken Cup-O-Noodle to get cold.
Financial Aid Lady: right...go ahead.
Me: So like I was saying, before I told you about my Cup-O-Noodle for lunch, mind you it’s just chicken, not roasted chicken or spicy shrimp, just chicken. Ya know, the cheap kind you get at Food 4 Less. Did I mention already I shop at Food 4 Less? I do. It's cheaper. I can't afford those fancy grocery stores where the doors open for you. Anyways, my cheap unhealthy lunch is getting cold, let me get to the point.
Financial Aid Lady: Yes, please do.
Me: I just wanted to check on my financial aid status for the summer semester.
Financial Aid Lady: You don't qualify.
Me: *confused eyebrows*
Financial Aid Lady: Your grant is only good for the regular semesters.
Me: *lean in closer with extra confused eyebrows*
Financial Aid Lady: *backs up in uncomfortable manor*
Me: Okay, I guess I’ll be on my way to my Cup-O-Noodle lunch.
Financial Aid Lady: Wait, did you say “Cup-O-Noodle”?
Me: Yeah… *hopeful eyes*
Financial Aid Lady: Spicy shrimp?
Me: No, chicken.
Financial Aid Lady: Roasted?
Me: No, just plain old chicken.
Financial Aid Lady: I may be able to help.
